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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain<br />I take a look at my wife<br />and realize she's very plain<br />But that's just perfect for an Amish like me<br />You know I shun fancy things<br />like electricity<br />At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows<br />Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...<br />fool<br />And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long<br />that<br />Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone<br />I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline<br />Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin<br />But if I finish all of my chores<br />and you finish thine<br />Then tonight we're gonna party<br />like it's 1699<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />I've churned butter once or twice<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />It's hard work and sacrifice<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />We sell quilts at a discount price<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br /><br />A local boy kicked me<br />in the butt last week<br />I just smiled at him<br />and I turned the other cheek<br />I really don't care,<br />in fact I wish him well<br />'Cause I'll be laughing my head off<br />when he's burning in Hell<br />But I ain't never punched a tourist<br />even if he deserved it<br />An Amish with a 'tude?<br />You know that's unheard of<br />I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat<br />And my homies agree<br />I really look good in black... fool<br />If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears<br />We haven't even paid the phone bill<br />in 300 years<br />But we ain't really quaint,<br />so please don't point and stare<br />We're just technologically impaired<br /><br />There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar<br />Not a single luxury<br />Like Robinson Caruso<br />It's as primitive as can be<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We're just plain and simple guys<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />There's no time for sin and vice<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We don't fight, we all play nice<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br /><br />Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter<br />Raised a barn on Monday,<br />soon I'll raise another<br />Think you're really righteous?<br />Think you're pure in heart?<br />Well, I know I'm a million time as humble<br />as thou art<br />I'm the pious guy<br />the little Amlettes wanna be like<br />On my knees day and night scorin' points<br />for the afterlife<br />So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br />Or else, my brother, I might have<br />to get medieval on your heinie<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We're all crazy Mennonites<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />There's no cops or traffic lights<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />But you'd probably think it bites<br />Living in an Amish Paradise
New song lyrics
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain<br />I take a look at my wife<br />and realize she's very plain<br />But that's just perfect for an Amish like me<br />You know I shun fancy things<br />like electricity<br />At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows<br />Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...<br />fool<br />And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long<br />that<br />Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone<br />I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline<br />Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin<br />But if I finish all of my chores<br />and you finish thine<br />Then tonight we're gonna party<br />like it's 1699<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />I've churned butter once or twice<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />It's hard work and sacrifice<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br />We sell quilts at a discount price<br />Living in an Amish paradise<br /><br />A local boy kicked me<br />in the butt last week<br />I just smiled at him<br />and I turned the other cheek<br />I really don't care,<br />in fact I wish him well<br />'Cause I'll be laughing my head off<br />when he's burning in Hell<br />But I ain't never punched a tourist<br />even if he deserved it<br />An Amish with a 'tude?<br />You know that's unheard of<br />I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat<br />And my homies agree<br />I really look good in black... fool<br />If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears<br />We haven't even paid the phone bill<br />in 300 years<br />But we ain't really quaint,<br />so please don't point and stare<br />We're just technologically impaired<br /><br />There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar<br />Not a single luxury<br />Like Robinson Caruso<br />It's as primitive as can be<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We're just plain and simple guys<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />There's no time for sin and vice<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We don't fight, we all play nice<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br /><br />Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter<br />Raised a barn on Monday,<br />soon I'll raise another<br />Think you're really righteous?<br />Think you're pure in heart?<br />Well, I know I'm a million time as humble<br />as thou art<br />I'm the pious guy<br />the little Amlettes wanna be like<br />On my knees day and night scorin' points<br />for the afterlife<br />So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br />Or else, my brother, I might have<br />to get medieval on your heinie<br /><br />We been spending most our lives<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />We're all crazy Mennonites<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />There's no cops or traffic lights<br />Living in an Amish Paradise<br />But you'd probably think it bites<br />Living in an Amish Paradise
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