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You see there´s this cat burglar who can´t see in the dark.<br>He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.<br>Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.<br>Says, "I don´t know what I´ve done, but it doesn´t feel right!"<br><br>Some things don´t hold up over the course of a lifetime,<br>When´s the first time you heard that one, 1954?<br>Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.<br><br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I´ll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don´t bore me<br><br>Now I am floating,<br>I feel released.<br>The moorings have been dropped,<br>The weights unleashed.<br>Everything is crystalline, simple and free.<br><br>The crime of good men who can´t wrestle with change,<br>Or are too afraid to face this life´s misjudged unknowns<br>You´re not hurting anybody else´s chances,<br>But you´re disfiguring your own.<br><br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I´ll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don´t bore me, I NEVER<br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup<br><br>You see there´s this feeling that I´ve heard this one before
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You see there´s this cat burglar who can´t see in the dark.<br>He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.<br>Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.<br>Says, "I don´t know what I´ve done, but it doesn´t feel right!"<br><br>Some things don´t hold up over the course of a lifetime,<br>When´s the first time you heard that one, 1954?<br>Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.<br><br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I´ll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don´t bore me<br><br>Now I am floating,<br>I feel released.<br>The moorings have been dropped,<br>The weights unleashed.<br>Everything is crystalline, simple and free.<br><br>The crime of good men who can´t wrestle with change,<br>Or are too afraid to face this life´s misjudged unknowns<br>You´re not hurting anybody else´s chances,<br>But you´re disfiguring your own.<br><br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I´ll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don´t bore me, I NEVER<br>Give me a minute and I´ll tell you the setup<br><br>You see there´s this feeling that I´ve heard this one before
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