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If god had long hair and a goatee <br />And if his eyes were pretty glazed <br />If he looked spaced out <br />Would you buy his story <br /> <br />Would you believe he had an eye infection? <br /> <br />And yeah yeah god looks baked <br />Yeah yeah god smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if god smoked cannabis? <br />Hit the bong like some of us <br />Drove a tie-dyed microbus <br />And he subscribes to rolling stone <br /> <br />If god made this place, in the beginning <br />Did he plant any seeds? <br />Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve <br />So they'd be hungry for the apple <br />That the snake was always offering <br /> <br />And yeah yeah god rolls great <br />Yeah yeah god smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if god smoked cannabis? <br />Do you suppose he had a buzz? <br />When he made the platypus <br />When he created earth our home <br />Does he like pearl jam or the stones? <br /> <br />And do you think he rolls his own <br />Up there in heaven on the throne <br />And when the saints go marching home <br />Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
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If god had long hair and a goatee <br />And if his eyes were pretty glazed <br />If he looked spaced out <br />Would you buy his story <br /> <br />Would you believe he had an eye infection? <br /> <br />And yeah yeah god looks baked <br />Yeah yeah god smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if god smoked cannabis? <br />Hit the bong like some of us <br />Drove a tie-dyed microbus <br />And he subscribes to rolling stone <br /> <br />If god made this place, in the beginning <br />Did he plant any seeds? <br />Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve <br />So they'd be hungry for the apple <br />That the snake was always offering <br /> <br />And yeah yeah god rolls great <br />Yeah yeah god smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if god smoked cannabis? <br />Do you suppose he had a buzz? <br />When he made the platypus <br />When he created earth our home <br />Does he like pearl jam or the stones? <br /> <br />And do you think he rolls his own <br />Up there in heaven on the throne <br />And when the saints go marching home <br />Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
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