Song lyrics downloaded from: https://www.albumsongandlyrics.com ------------------------------------------ Stereophonics - Too many sandwiches ------------------------------------------ Shopping spree for the family tree, havenīt seen your family tree, in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers tongueīsīs in the bar maids mouth, what a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his headīs still stuck down the portaloo, what a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and heīs overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice And thatīs just tonight The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs The bands too loud, theyīre off down stairs what a noise The bride and groom they dance their dance The singer mimes thereīs still a chance, the bar maid smiles You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and heīs overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice And thatīs just tonight You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and heīs overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his headīs still stuck down the portaloo, what a man The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes thereīs still a chance tonight And the bar maid smiles