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Tankard - Myevilfart
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Hey boss! Your Partyīs cool
Another year so letīs start drinking
Excess! The alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladderīs full
Need to take a killer piss now
I canīt, canīt hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee, and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, Iīve just burnt my ass

Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasnīt a fluke

Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more

People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and youīll start stinking
Eat beans-and thatīs how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner 

Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart