Hey boss! Your Party´s cool Another year so let´s start drinking Excess! The alcohol flows Your birthday is a night for sinners
My bladder´s full Need to take a killer piss now I can´t, can´t hardly walk Gotta find a wall to mark now
I went to pee, and passed some gas My rectum is evil, I´ve just burnt my ass
Chorus: My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
Here comes my friend With a raging pole to empty Nice, right next to me Wretched wind right up his nostril
My friend got sick, he had to puke My ass had the power, it wasn´t a fluke
Chorus: My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
The job was done I went back home really happy Still unable to walk Hit the hay but then I blew more
People-a lesson learned A lot of beers and you´ll start stinking Eat beans-and that´s how it goes Make people spew and be a winner
Chorus: My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
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