Translation of Bald by Darkness

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It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
heīs losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition thatīs afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.
How?
Translate to:

It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
heīs losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition thatīs afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
itīs not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God itīs him instead of me.
How?