Translation of Eight easy steps by Alanis Morissette

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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arms length and never get to close
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
How to pretend youŽre fine and donŽt need help from anyone
How to feel worthless so fast youŽre helping

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

How to hate women when youŽre supposed to be a feminist
How to play all highest when youŽre really a hypocrite
How to hate god when youŽre a player and a spiritualist
How to sabotage when youŽre in tough seas

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

IŽve been doing research for years
IŽve been practicing my ass off
IŽve been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when youŽre thinking of killing yourself
How to know them all the too well by going with them
How to stay stuck in your life hating them

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best
Translate to:

How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arms length and never get to close
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
How to pretend youŽre fine and donŽt need help from anyone
How to feel worthless so fast youŽre helping

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

How to hate women when youŽre supposed to be a feminist
How to play all highest when youŽre really a hypocrite
How to hate god when youŽre a player and a spiritualist
How to sabotage when youŽre in tough seas

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

IŽve been doing research for years
IŽve been practicing my ass off
IŽve been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when youŽre thinking of killing yourself
How to know them all the too well by going with them
How to stay stuck in your life hating them

IŽll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
IŽll show you how to in 8 easy steps
IŽll show you how leaderships were taught by the best