Translation of Happiness Stan by The Small Faces

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Once upon a time in the land of dreams,
Where the sky was silky soft
and full of coloured dreams.
Deep inside a rainbow lived Happiness Stan,
in a small Victoriana char-a-banc

Evening will be here quite soon,
Stan can sit and watch the moon.
Watching as the white light,
slowly makes the night bright,
Hours slipping by while time stands still.

Think of black and black will think for you,
It's colours Stan embruses, of the darkness that he knew,
For black has stolen half the moon away.
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Are you all sittycomftybowl twosquare on your botty? Then I'll begin....

Once upon a time in the land of dreams,
Where the sky was silky soft
and full of coloured dreams.
Deep inside a rainbow lived Happiness Stan,
in a small Victoriana char-a-banc

Evening will be here quite soon,
Stan can sit and watch the moon.
Watching as the white light,
slowly makes the night bright,
Hours slipping by while time stands still.

Think of black and black will think for you,
It's colours Stan embruses, of the darkness that he knew,
For black has stolen half the moon away.