Translation of Hard Fucking by Tenacious D

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Kg: we should talk about the hard fucking though.
jb: hard fucking?
kg: because, i think its a pretty common complaint.
jb: yup. the ladies don't really like the hard fucking.
kg: you feel like you're giving them some extra juice. they're not into that.
jb: no. you feel like you're taking them to the limit.
kg: maybe they are though, into that.
jb: you know what the test is? you just say, "get on top, honey." you do what you like. and sometimes she'll be fucking you really hard. wait a minute, you like that? you like that? slow down, i'm gonna spurt. ahh, sorry. shouldn't have fucked me so hard.
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Kg: we should talk about the hard fucking though.
jb: hard fucking?
kg: because, i think its a pretty common complaint.
jb: yup. the ladies don't really like the hard fucking.
kg: you feel like you're giving them some extra juice. they're not into that.
jb: no. you feel like you're taking them to the limit.
kg: maybe they are though, into that.
jb: you know what the test is? you just say, "get on top, honey." you do what you like. and sometimes she'll be fucking you really hard. wait a minute, you like that? you like that? slow down, i'm gonna spurt. ahh, sorry. shouldn't have fucked me so hard.