Translation of I Couldnt Get High by Slightly Stoopid

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i?ve got
new sunglasses
and i?ve got
backstage passes
for y?all
girls with fine asses
yeah oh yeah
sunshine, girlies and money
what it takes to get me on a roll
some call me mr. soul
i went to this party
the other night
said i want to feel
what my brain had felt like
i grabbed my bottle
and i start drinkin? wine
i thought pretty soon
that i would be
feelin? fine
but no i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then I couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
dont know why
threw down the bottle
and then i whipped out my pipe
stuffed it full of goodies
and then i gave that shit a light
i huffed and i puffed
good lord i
smoked and i choked
i smoking for so long
until my heart was nearly broke
because i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
try i tried
i threw down the pipe
just as pissed as i could be
gobbled down a mound of some
lsd
i waited and i waited
for my body to zing
i waited i waited
but not a fucking thing
because i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
couldn?t get high
oh no
lord i
dont know why
Translate to:

i?ve got
new sunglasses
and i?ve got
backstage passes
for y?all
girls with fine asses
yeah oh yeah
sunshine, girlies and money
what it takes to get me on a roll
some call me mr. soul
i went to this party
the other night
said i want to feel
what my brain had felt like
i grabbed my bottle
and i start drinkin? wine
i thought pretty soon
that i would be
feelin? fine
but no i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then I couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
dont know why
threw down the bottle
and then i whipped out my pipe
stuffed it full of goodies
and then i gave that shit a light
i huffed and i puffed
good lord i
smoked and i choked
i smoking for so long
until my heart was nearly broke
because i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
try i tried
i threw down the pipe
just as pissed as i could be
gobbled down a mound of some
lsd
i waited and i waited
for my body to zing
i waited i waited
but not a fucking thing
because i couldn?t get high
oh no
and then i
couldn?t get high
oh no
lord i
dont know why