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The Offspring - Me and my old lady
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Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she donīt mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
Thereīs nothing wrong
Thereīs nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I donīt mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
Thereīs nothing wrong
Thereīs nothing wrong with her head

So what if weīre making a scene now
You know she donīt give a shit
When sheīs pawinī and grabbinī on me now
You know I donīt mind a bit
Itīs all good and we
Ainīt gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we donīt care

She ainīt no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
Iīm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
Thereīs nothing wrong
Thereīs nothing wrong with my head