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Arrogant Worms - A night in dildo
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Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland 
An island in the sea 
I love you oh so very much 
I'd join the ministry 

To show the people ?round the rock 
When tourist season's here 
Although in my opinion 
It's a gem throughout the year 

Well if you're one for swimmin' 
Don't think it's out of reach 
You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach 
I know the name's misleadin' 
That's quite a problem here 
Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer 

Chorus: 
From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland 
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand 
Don't let their names deceive you 
Newfoundland's mighty fine 
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time 

Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down 
Before it gets too dark 
Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said 
That's our provincial park 

There's also Whippet Harbor 
Or maybe Butterpot 
Or maybe I'll just hit the pub, 
I'm feeling like a shot. 

Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi 
And look at Joe Batt's Arm 
There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo) 
They're so full of charm! 

Get married down in Kilbride 
Have a party in Hate Bay 
Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day 

Chorus 

Drinking Verse: 
-raa ra ra . .etc. 

Chorus 

So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time (x3)