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Aimee Mann - Aimee mann
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He's a serious mister 
Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm 
With Monopoly money 
We'll be buying the funny farm 
So I'll do flips 
And get paid in chips 
From a diamond as big as the Ritz 
Then I'm calling it quits 
Calling it quits 

Eyes the color of candy 
Lies to cover the handicap 
And though your slippers are ruby 
You'll be led to the booby trap 
Well, there's no prize 
Just a smaller size 
So I'm wearing the shoe until it fits 
Then I'm calling it quits 
Calling it quits 

Now he's numbering himself among the master minds 
(Calling it quits) 
'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines 
(Calling it quits) 
Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland story lines 
Where get-tough-girls turn into gold mines 

And oh those Polaroid babies 
Taking chances with rabies 
Happy to tear me to bits 
Well I'm calling it quits 
Calling it quits