Song lyrics downloaded from: https://www.albumsongandlyrics.com ------------------------------------------ Save Ferris - Spam ------------------------------------------ [Chorus]: Spam It's pink and it's oval Spam I buy it at the Mobil Spam It's made in Chernobyl Spam Now when I was a child My family was so poor They didn't have the finer things in life to eat So we had a plan In a big blue can The government substitute for meat (Repeat Chorus) To get me to eat it at dinner They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner He was a winner that never knew defeat And when he got hungry When he got hungry He cracked open that special treat It was (Repeat Chorus) S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again and again So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R There's one meat by-product that's best by far It's (Repeat Chorus)