Te canto un corrido de historia
Mascaban dinosarios carne fresca
Hoy hombre busca carne fresa
Los hombes son cabrones cuando no se descargan!
Mecosario, mecosario, mecosario, mecos
Mecosario, mecosario, mecosario, mecos
Los Romanos antes eran meco-monstruos
Ganaban guerras pa cojerse viejas
Parte hombre! Parte monstro!
Cuida tu colita cuando vengan! Mecosarios!
Mecosario, mecosario, mecosario,
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
[English translation:]
I'll sing you a little folk song of history
Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills
Today man looks for yuppie meat
Men are mother-fuckers when they don't get unloaded
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cum
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cum
The Romans were once cum-monsters
They'd win battles just to fuck the losers bitches
Part man, part monster
Take care of your ass when they're cumming! Cumasaurus!
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus,
You all know that history repeats itself!
You all know that history repeats itself!
You all know that history repeats itself!
You all know that history repeats itself!
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