Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house and me from the jail, I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?! A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer, and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.
That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?
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