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My life's In jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I haven't been home since Friday night and now my wife Is comin' after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one Give me a bodyguard -- A blackbelt judo expert With a machine gun! Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane! When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough To send her half-insane! Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive! All I did was have a bit too much to drink And picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane! When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough To send her half-insane! Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive! And I'm oh, so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time So I can get to run some more Yeah! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'!
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