Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
You can lie as long as you mean it
I´m not king of comedy,
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
Make your money with exploitation
Make it holy illumination
Say a prayer at every station
Don´t forget to ask for mercy
Make your money with a pretty face
Make it easy with product placement
Make it charged with controversy
I´m straight, I´m queer, I´m bi
I´m not king of comedy,
I´m not your magazine,
I´m not your television
Make your money, make it rich
make it young and make it quick
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
it´s pick up sticks,
Make your enemies make your moves
Make your critics fumble through
Make it smart and make it schmooze
Make it look easy
I´m not king of comedy,
I´m not your magazine,
I´m not your television,
I´m not your movie screen
I´m not commodity (all together now)
I´m not commodity
I´m not commodity