mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox)
(Violent J)
I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See, momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's
where my free time
Well, where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was tha shit yeah
But im still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here... yeah
(Chorus)
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
(mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox as 'Jenny')
(Violent J)
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers like what eighty
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full, this part's wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack
Shit, fuck I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter...are my quasars at the low?
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the thuggish ruggish bone
Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn't work
(Chorus)
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
(Talking)
(mini-skirt featuring Monoxide Child)
(Violent J)
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that, uhh, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and snip that
Wait a minute
You hear that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock~n~Rye
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the Carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy?"
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
What up Y'all?
Taken from AlbumSongAndLyrics.com(Chorus repeats until end)
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity