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Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock) <br />New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark <br /><br />Hey everybody welcome out tonight <br />hope you're having a good time out there <br />Don't forget the waitresses and a coming up next <br />we got Sheena on the main stage <br />Athena on the disco <br />And don't forget we got <br /> chorus) Take it off baby <br />: Those recliner dancers in the back <br />: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip <br />Take it off baby <br />Take it off baby <br /><br />Well here's how this whole mess got started <br />Had a stripper at a bachelor party <br />I knew when she jumped out of that cake <br />We were meant to be <br />The next date we both flew off to Vegas <br />I must have been an ignoramus <br />I honestly believed that she <br />Loved me just for me <br /><br />Oh...wasn't six months it came to an end <br />I walked out of the courtroom crying <br />She left with a grin <br /><br />Cause she got half <br />And I said "OW!" <br />I mean dang <br />That comes to nearly fifty thou <br />Per date <br />My butt had never been so chafed <br />Cause she got half <br /><br />I wondered if I'd remain lonely <br />Or would I find my one and only <br />Then the answer to my prayers <br />Appeared on my TV <br />(Call me now) <br />The cutest little tarot card reader <br />I knew that I just had to meet her <br />Then she said it was in the cards <br />For her to marry me <br /><br />Oh...wasn't three months later I was in court again <br />No way she could have predicted <br />The way it would end <br /><br />Cause I got half <br />And she said "OW!" <br />Two dollars a minute <br />So everyone call right now <br />Your <br />Future awaits <br />And I will be the next Bill Gates <br />Cause I get half <br /><br />Sometimes you're better off as friends <br />Cause if it ever ends <br />Then they get half <br />And you'll say "OW" <br />So I'm not looking to get married right now <br />I've <br />Got a date <br />With a beautiful Playboy Playmate <br />Who won't get half <br /><br />No she won't get half
New song lyrics
Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock) <br />New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark <br /><br />Hey everybody welcome out tonight <br />hope you're having a good time out there <br />Don't forget the waitresses and a coming up next <br />we got Sheena on the main stage <br />Athena on the disco <br />And don't forget we got <br /> chorus) Take it off baby <br />: Those recliner dancers in the back <br />: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip <br />Take it off baby <br />Take it off baby <br /><br />Well here's how this whole mess got started <br />Had a stripper at a bachelor party <br />I knew when she jumped out of that cake <br />We were meant to be <br />The next date we both flew off to Vegas <br />I must have been an ignoramus <br />I honestly believed that she <br />Loved me just for me <br /><br />Oh...wasn't six months it came to an end <br />I walked out of the courtroom crying <br />She left with a grin <br /><br />Cause she got half <br />And I said "OW!" <br />I mean dang <br />That comes to nearly fifty thou <br />Per date <br />My butt had never been so chafed <br />Cause she got half <br /><br />I wondered if I'd remain lonely <br />Or would I find my one and only <br />Then the answer to my prayers <br />Appeared on my TV <br />(Call me now) <br />The cutest little tarot card reader <br />I knew that I just had to meet her <br />Then she said it was in the cards <br />For her to marry me <br /><br />Oh...wasn't three months later I was in court again <br />No way she could have predicted <br />The way it would end <br /><br />Cause I got half <br />And she said "OW!" <br />Two dollars a minute <br />So everyone call right now <br />Your <br />Future awaits <br />And I will be the next Bill Gates <br />Cause I get half <br /><br />Sometimes you're better off as friends <br />Cause if it ever ends <br />Then they get half <br />And you'll say "OW" <br />So I'm not looking to get married right now <br />I've <br />Got a date <br />With a beautiful Playboy Playmate <br />Who won't get half <br /><br />No she won't get half
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