Translation of Curtains close skit by Eminem

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[Eminem]
Is this thing on?
WhereŽd everybody go?
Guess whoŽs back?
Back again….
Ken is back, tell some…men
Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back….
Eh….Wait…..Hello?
Eh…..Goodnight
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[Eminem]
Is this thing on?
WhereŽd everybody go?
Guess whoŽs back?
Back again….
Ken is back, tell some…men
Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back….
Eh….Wait…..Hello?
Eh…..Goodnight