Translation of Intro by Aerosmith

From:

Wake up kids
It's half past the youth
Ain't nothing really changing but the date

You're a grand slammer
But you're no Babe Ruth
You better learn how to relate

Or you'll be swinging from the pearly gates
I got all answers lower and behold
you got the right key baby
But the wrong key hole, yo
Translate to:

Wake up kids
It's half past the youth
Ain't nothing really changing but the date

You're a grand slammer
But you're no Babe Ruth
You better learn how to relate

Or you'll be swinging from the pearly gates
I got all answers lower and behold
you got the right key baby
But the wrong key hole, yo