Translation of Mimi Merlot by Of Montreal

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Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon
discovering the properties of Mimi Merlot.
Just Imagine his chagrin when he found she'd drugged him,
tied him up and locked him inside her wardrobe. On top of all of this the boas hung above him made him sneeze Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo.
It's snowing all around inside Mimi's wardrobe.
oh no no.
Now she's covering the wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no
no then she sticks her little finger through the key
hole and says "suck on it and maybe
I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh you want me to suck...?
like this...?'
Mimi Merlot you're the most convincingly non-fictitious character that
I know
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Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon
discovering the properties of Mimi Merlot.
Just Imagine his chagrin when he found she'd drugged him,
tied him up and locked him inside her wardrobe. On top of all of this the boas hung above him made him sneeze Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo.
It's snowing all around inside Mimi's wardrobe.
oh no no.
Now she's covering the wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no
no then she sticks her little finger through the key
hole and says "suck on it and maybe
I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh you want me to suck...?
like this...?'
Mimi Merlot you're the most convincingly non-fictitious character that
I know