Translation of The brouhaha by Beastie Boys

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Now what the blood clot I rap a lot
What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?
Whatcha talkinī ībout Willis? Who the illest?
You know my nameīs Adam stop callinī me Phyllis
Ya hear some fuss, youīre like whatīs the clamor?
Itīs just me naked on the cover of Glamour
A phenomenon pandemonium
The club is blowing up like plutonium
Whatīs all the fanfare whatīs the to do
Weīre known to bring the hullabaloo
On stage or at the spa
Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha

īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha

Thereīs a commotion thatīs goinī down
I talk more shit then drown the clown
Iīm like that freak from Cirque de Soleil
With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say
Ten nine eight seven six five four
Get upon the mic and Iīm a even the score
one two three, three to two one
donīt carry a knife and I donīt carry a gun
Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
Pass me the mint for the julep
Tell me everybody where is the love
Hey yo whatīs the motherfuckinī hubbub

īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha

Communicator check one two one two
This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
Set the bullshit to warp factor one
Check your tri-corder set your phaser to stun
Oh mai oui you can catch me
At Jean Vie with a pastry
Cīest ci cīest la oh nīest pas
Quīest-ce-que cīest le brouhahaha
Ha haha haha!
Just back from Japan and ooh Iīm lagginī
Goinī rao rao with the dungeon dragon
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
But if they donīt dance and then they wonīt dance they can kiss my fuckinī ass
īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha
Translate to:

Now what the blood clot I rap a lot
What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?
Whatcha talkinī ībout Willis? Who the illest?
You know my nameīs Adam stop callinī me Phyllis
Ya hear some fuss, youīre like whatīs the clamor?
Itīs just me naked on the cover of Glamour
A phenomenon pandemonium
The club is blowing up like plutonium
Whatīs all the fanfare whatīs the to do
Weīre known to bring the hullabaloo
On stage or at the spa
Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha

īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha

Thereīs a commotion thatīs goinī down
I talk more shit then drown the clown
Iīm like that freak from Cirque de Soleil
With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say
Ten nine eight seven six five four
Get upon the mic and Iīm a even the score
one two three, three to two one
donīt carry a knife and I donīt carry a gun
Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
Pass me the mint for the julep
Tell me everybody where is the love
Hey yo whatīs the motherfuckinī hubbub

īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha

Communicator check one two one two
This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
Set the bullshit to warp factor one
Check your tri-corder set your phaser to stun
Oh mai oui you can catch me
At Jean Vie with a pastry
Cīest ci cīest la oh nīest pas
Quīest-ce-que cīest le brouhahaha
Ha haha haha!
Just back from Japan and ooh Iīm lagginī
Goinī rao rao with the dungeon dragon
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
But if they donīt dance and then they wonīt dance they can kiss my fuckinī ass
īCause itīs a brouhaha
īCause itīs a brouhaha