Translation of The Last To Know by Faith No More

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Where it
grows on trees
but never
Never blooms
Where it hurts
the least
for whoever
Saw it first

First to go
and the last to know

Lasts longer than
a lifetime
Takes the least amount of effort
Feels better than
a bargain
Just to know it's there

First to go
and the last to know
Can't you see
There's only one me
And that me is me

I know where
but I cannot share
You'll call me
I'll stand in line till then
I'll be waiting
Can't you see
All circuits are busy
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Translate to:

Where it
grows on trees
but never
Never blooms
Where it hurts
the least
for whoever
Saw it first

First to go
and the last to know

Lasts longer than
a lifetime
Takes the least amount of effort
Feels better than
a bargain
Just to know it's there

First to go
and the last to know
Can't you see
There's only one me
And that me is me

I know where
but I cannot share
You'll call me
I'll stand in line till then
I'll be waiting
Can't you see
All circuits are busy
Please try back again