Translation of Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal

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tim, wish you were born a girl
wish you were born a girl
so i could have been your boyfriend
i know it's not possible now
i just never met a girl i liked half as much as you

and we could lay around in bed
and stay there all day
or least until the afternoon
and i could make you spaghetti
with tomato sauce
with just a touch of oregano
and a parsley stem

and then when you got sick
i could take the day off work
i could've made you chicken soup
and we could watch soap operas
oh, those tv dramas
i could catch your cold
and you could take care of me

mmmm, if i could've met you at school
or met you at work
it would of changed everything
those years of losing, confusion, and insecurity
it would have been shared
it would have been easier

oh tim, wish you were born a girl
wish you were born a girl
so i could've been your fiancee
i'm not saying you can't be all these things for me
it's just not the same,
cause you're a man and so am I
Translate to:

tim, wish you were born a girl
wish you were born a girl
so i could have been your boyfriend
i know it's not possible now
i just never met a girl i liked half as much as you

and we could lay around in bed
and stay there all day
or least until the afternoon
and i could make you spaghetti
with tomato sauce
with just a touch of oregano
and a parsley stem

and then when you got sick
i could take the day off work
i could've made you chicken soup
and we could watch soap operas
oh, those tv dramas
i could catch your cold
and you could take care of me

mmmm, if i could've met you at school
or met you at work
it would of changed everything
those years of losing, confusion, and insecurity
it would have been shared
it would have been easier

oh tim, wish you were born a girl
wish you were born a girl
so i could've been your fiancee
i'm not saying you can't be all these things for me
it's just not the same,
cause you're a man and so am I