Song lyrics Highschool Football Hero by Afi

I wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T. score less
than zero. I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna
be a highschool football hero.

I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game. I don't care about my 'cause it is just another day. I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with this brunette someone pass another blonde.

Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
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